Its been a while since there's been an update here. There hasn't been much to update. But I promise to get better about this. So brothers & sisters, here's the typing jam session:

The Sunday Shakes has been going well. The cold weather should be over by the time we get around to the next one. If you look at the flier to the left, you will see that the next one is an Ides of March party. Get down. Jenna will be spinning her hottest hit singles along with your two horrible hosts. Joel promises to wear a toga behind the bar all night.

Tony Hawk is a funny old dude. Evidently he bought a $1000 cupcake for charity, ate half of it & thought it was terrible. He goes to kids' birthday parties & watches Yo Gabba Gabba. Essentially, Hawk now lives the same life as any normal dad (who happens to be a retired millionaire in his 40s.)

This month's Maximum RocknRoll is "The Health Issue" - essentially the conclusion is that you cannot be both punk and healthy. We've made our choices, evidently. It's full of health stuff and "Best of 2008" top ten lists. The best punk record of 2008 is concluded to be the first Die Kreuzen LP, from 1984.

The Chaos in Tejas schedule is out. Here's whats going on:
May 21-24, 2009...
Wed Night at Red 7
Ponytail
Harlem
Teenage Cool Kids
Yellow Fever

Thursday at Mohawk
Propagandi
Trash Talk
Canadian Rifle

Thursday at Emo's (outside)
Cro-Mags
Skitkids (sweden)
Crude (japan)
Annihilation Time
FUK (england...ex Chaos UK)
No Tolerance

Thursday After Party at Broken Neck
World Burns to Death
AI (japan)

Friday at Emo's (outside/inside)
Cock Sparrer
Brutal Knights
Peligro Social (last show ever)
Destino Final (spain..ex Invasion)
Hjertestop (denmark)
Young Offenders
Obliteration
the Hex Dispensers

Friday After Party on the Bridge
Career Suicide

Sat Day Party at Beerland
Career Sucide
Doomsday Hour
Porkeria

Sat Night at Emo's (outside)
Amebix
Judgement (japan..only U.S. show)
Pierced Arrows (2/3 of Dead Moon)
AI (japan)
Warcry
Outlaw Order
Midnight

Sat Night at Emo's (inside)
Times New Viking
Nodzzz
XYX (mexico)
Drunkdriver

Sat at Red 7
the Business (england)
Krum Bums
the Broadsiders

Sat After Party at the Broken Neck
Severed Head of State
Sacred Shock

Sunday at Red 7(outside)
Harvey Milk
special guest
Mind Eraser
Iron Age
Unit 21

Sunday at Beerland
special guest
Young Offenders
Manikin
Deskonocidos

Sunday at Red 7(inside)
Scumputer